when they are ghouls-part 2

Itachi:so we going to make a hideout?....Kisame what is that!?
Kisame:it is a warrior cat!it's name is bearfang!
Itachi:*takes the cat and puts it right in front of a badger*don't bring cats!
later....
Hidan:awww.... it's a cat can we keep him kakuzu?
Kakuzu:we can sell him!
bearfang:if you can keep me, i will give you 3 wishes!
Kakuzu:ok...1.give me 100,000,000 dollars 2 make Hidan quit praying 3 let me have a money tree
bearfang:*makes it rain money,a tree gets planted,and Hidan still prays*i can't stop religion!

next time:will kakuzu tell his age?

when they are ghouls-part 1

Kisame-wow...never thought our come back would be this crumby;where is Itachi?
Itachi-over here idiot!*comes back with a raped Sasuke*
Tobi-now what sempa?i mean with being dead and all...
Deidara-get revenge!
Kisame-where is the zombie brothers?
Kakuzu-I'm gonna go kill people and steal money now that I'm alive again!
Hidan-woah that was creepy...i was in some place with flames and I met itachi80...cool!I'll going to go kill people...but first*prays*
Kakuzu-for the love of all things holy!quit that praying!*shows ugly tentacles*
Hidan-........

next time:will hidan stop?will they build a new HQ?will i ever stop crying 'bout Itachi's
death?find out next time!